109+ Funny Inspirational Quotes To Make You Laugh!

We all have experienced a lot of ups and downs in our life. In times like these, we need to find fun things to motivate ourselves. Funny inspirational quotes will help you look on the bright side by making you smile.

Best Funny Inspirational Quotes

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. Joe Girard

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. Billie Burke

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A.A. Milne

I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms. Michael Scott

Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer

If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. Elvis Presley

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain

Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying. Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers

The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept. Stewart Stafford

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. Unknown

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. Kyle Chandler

It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. Ashleigh Brilliant

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones

Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. Jason Love

The best things in life are actually really expensive. Unknown

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Hilarious Inspirational Quotes

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

Well-behaved women seldom make history. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond

A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha. Robert Brault

Always remember that you are unique   just like everybody else. Unknown

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

hilarious inspirational quotes

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Steven Wright

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible! Audrey Hepburn

I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz

Bad decisions make good stories. Ellis Vidler

When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” Sydney Harris

Short Funny Inspirational Quotes

Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Unknown

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert Einstein

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Justin Sewell

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. Unknown

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates

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Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet. Unknown

Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space. Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Peter Drucker

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison

It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you. Dwight D. Eisenhower

People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard

Coolest Funny Inspirational Quotes

It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. Ashleigh Brilliant

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. Unknown

I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow

Be happy  –  it drives people crazy. Unknown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin

cool funny inspirational quotes

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. Benjamin Franklin

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar

Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing   that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins

The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Unknown

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. Sam Levenson

If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. Claude McDonald

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin

Funny Inspirational Quotes From Famous People

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. Dennis Miller

I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. Author Unknown

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Betty Reese

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.​ Homer Simpson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs. Mary Kay Ash

funny inspirational quotes from famous people

The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.​ Stanley J. Randall

Trying is the first step toward failure. Homer Simpson

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe

The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished. Groucho Marx

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost

Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door. Anonymous

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer

Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work

People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it. Joey Adams

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. Charlie McCarthy

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Niels Bohr

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama

The reward for good work is more work. Francesca Elisia

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. Earl Nightingale

funny inspirational quotes for work

Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free. Anonymous

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

Think like a proton. Always positive. Unknown

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’ Don Marquis

Be happy – it drives people crazy. Unknown