We all have experienced a lot of ups and downs in our life. In times like these, we need to find fun things to motivate ourselves. Funny inspirational quotes will help you look on the bright side by making you smile.
Best Funny Inspirational Quotes
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. Unknown
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time. Joe Girard
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. Robin Williams
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. Billie Burke
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A.A. Milne
I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms. Michael Scott
Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is! Jeffrey Gitomer
If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck. Elvis Presley
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain
Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying. Unknown
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
The possible is just the impossible that we’ve come to accept. Stewart Stafford
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. Unknown
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. Kyle Chandler
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. Ashleigh Brilliant
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones
Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. Jason Love
The best things in life are actually really expensive. Unknown
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes. Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Hilarious Inspirational Quotes
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Well-behaved women seldom make history. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. Marie Osmond
A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory. Mark Twain
Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha. Robert Brault
Always remember that you are unique just like everybody else. Unknown
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Robert Bloch
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. Robert Frost
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. Terry Pratchett
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. Yogi Berra
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Steven Wright
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. Mark Twain
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous. Robert Benchley
Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible! Audrey Hepburn
I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Louis Agassiz
Bad decisions make good stories. Ellis Vidler
When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?” Sydney Harris
Short Funny Inspirational Quotes
Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Unknown
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. Justin Sewell
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them. Unknown
I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. Bill Gates
Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet. Unknown
Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished. Leslie Nielsen
It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space. Unknown
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. John Gotti
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done. Peter Drucker
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison
It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you. Dwight D. Eisenhower
People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do. Elbert Hubbard
Coolest Funny Inspirational Quotes
It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. Ashleigh Brilliant
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. Unknown
I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. Clarence Darrow
Be happy – it drives people crazy. Unknown
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. George Carlin
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. William Faulkner
I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. Benjamin Franklin
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen
You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic. Zig Ziglar
Life is like a sewer what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing that’s why we recommend it daily. Zig Ziglar
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. Tom Goins
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Unknown
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West
The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. Sarah Brown
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. Sam Levenson
If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock. Claude McDonald
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin
Funny Inspirational Quotes From Famous People
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse. Dennis Miller
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. Author Unknown
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. Betty Reese
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
Delegate your work. Stop spending dollar time on penny jobs. Mary Kay Ash
The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form. Stanley J. Randall
Trying is the first step toward failure. Homer Simpson
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Marilyn Monroe
The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished. Groucho Marx
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
Sometimes I spend the whole meeting wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door. Anonymous
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Tom Lehrer
Funny Inspirational Quotes For Work
People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it. Joey Adams
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? Steven Wright
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. Charlie McCarthy
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. Niels Bohr
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama
The reward for good work is more work. Francesca Elisia
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. Muhammad Ali
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. Earl Nightingale
Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free. Anonymous
My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck. Anonymous
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
Think like a proton. Always positive. Unknown
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?’ Don Marquis
Be happy – it drives people crazy. Unknown