Monday is the dreaded day of the week. But let’s not let the start of the work week bring us down! Instead, let’s bring some laughter and humor into this day with these funny Monday quotes. Whether you need a chuckle to start your day off right or something to bring you back up after a long day, you’re sure to find something funny here to put a smile on your face and to remind you that every day is an opportunity for a fresh start.!
Best Funny Monday Quotes
Monday is the day to make this week better than the last one. Anonymous
Monday won’t be so gloomy if you believe that something good is always bound to happen. Anonymous
Wake up on Monday and start your day with a lot of awesomeness and you will get happiness back. Jim Butcher
Your life goal should be to make Monday the best day of the week. Trevor Carss
We interrupt your happiness to bring you Monday morning. Your regularly scheduled happiness will resume on Friday. Sorry for the inconvenience!
Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life. Germany Kent
Magical Monday is an amalgamation of passion, perseverance, and performance. Subhashree Jena
There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. Anton Chekhov
By and large I think art is made by people who have discipline married to talent in sufficiently large amounts to work even if they don’t feel like it. Anybody can get maudlin and decide to write poetry at at night; the question is, can you do it at : on a Monday morning..? Clive Barker
Is it normal to be thinking about Friday at am on a Monday? Asking for a friend.
Look on the bright side: at least Monday only happens once a week.
Mondays are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings times a year! David Dweck
New beginnings are available to all of us over fifty times a year; they are called Mondays. Byron Pulsifer
Monday is almost Tuesday, which is not so far from Wednesday which is neighboring Thursday, and Friday. Enjoy your day! Anonymous
Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day. #MonSlay
I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays. Jarod Kintz
The ever dominant and persistent strength of a magnet is my personal desire each Monday morning. Anonymous
Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway. Kimberly Jiménez
Can I get a Monday-sized coffee to go?
This is your Monday morning reminder that you are powerful beyond measure, that you are capable of pretty much anything you are willing to work for, and that you could change your life today. Anonymous
Did you know that Mondays happen once a week?! Seems a bit excessive to me.
Didn’t we just have a Monday like a week ago?!
These morning motivational quotes will inspire positivity and good, happy feelings.
Famous Funny Monday Quotes
Monday is like the rising sun. It’s time to shine brightly; to help others overcome their problems, and to honestly encourage others to be more than they think they are. Anonymous
The only good Monday is a Monday in bed Lee Horton
If you miss Mondays, you are missing / of your life. Anonymous
Monday is a good day to have a great day! It’s all in your attitude. Anonymous
Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda
Mondays are dress rehearsals for the new year. Anonymous
I hate mornings. And Mondays. And Monday mornings most of all.
Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday. Rita Schiano
The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week. Byron Pulsifer
When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day. Ella Woodward
This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
If you can survive Mondays, you can thrive on the rest of the week. Anonymous
You master Monday! You start winning the day! You start winning the week! Then the month! Then the year! Eric Thomas
Monday checklist: Coffee, coffee, lipstick, coffee
The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. Art Rooney
Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday. Stephen King
Hello, Monday! Sunday was good, and you will be even better. Anonymous
The start of your week—Monday is a clean slate day. A day to start afresh with the vigor, optimism, and enthusiasm transferred from a weekend of battery charging. Anonymous
Monday morning blues? Why not change the color of your Monday to yellow and brighten up the coming week? Kanika Saxena
Mondays don’t have to be terrible; make them magical instead! Kate Hudson
I said that the issue is not Monday. The issue is action without motivation. Denny Dey
I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. James Marsden
SMONDAY: The moment Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.
New Monday, new week. Let nothing stop you from reaching your goals. Anonymous
Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day. Louise Fitzhugh
I hate mornings, they start so early. Janet Evanovich
Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar. Antonio Villaraigosa
Mondays are for fresh starts.
I coffee because Monday happens every week.
There is always a miracle at the dawn of Monday; I’m alive. Anonymous
The worst has happened… my alarm went off and Monday is here.
I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. Jarod Kintz
Think big, believe big, act big, and the results will be big because it is Monday. Be pumped up for another week! Anonymous
Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator. Kenneth Fearing
Maybe it’s good to keep a record of what I accomplished on Monday and use its successes as my launching pad for the rest of the week. Anonymous
Okay, Monday. Let’s make a deal. You bee good to me, I will be good to you.
Enjoy some deep Thursday quotes.
Powerful Funny Monday Quotes
This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened. Lisa Mantchev
On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men have created jerks. H. Allen Smith
Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today! Anonymous
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. Jim Davis
Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon. Tony Smite
Help me, caffeine. You’re my only hope.
I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays. Leggy Saul
Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus hours. Jarod Kintz
When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off. Crystal Woods
Turn each Monday into the same attitude of the day before leaving on vacation and you have the recipe for phenomenal productivity. Anonymous
Monday is for people with a mission. Christina Imre
Everyday is Monday….till Friday. Viktor VolksPrater
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. Benjamin Franklin
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. Dorothy Parker
Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.
With this coffee – and many, many refills – I shall overcome Monday!
Never make your favorite song the alarm for Monday morning; you’ll hate it for years.
Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures. Arthur Darvill
I swear it was Friday like minutes ago…
Don’t dislike Monday. It’s a nice start to the rest of the week. Treat it fine, it will treat you fine too. If you have a positive attitude, the world is sure to delight you. Anonymous
Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different. Jean Grae
Good things don’t come to those who wait. Good things come to those who pursue the goals and dreams they believe in. Happy Monday! Venus Rivers
It’s Monday. Time to take over the world. Anonymous
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. Sam Levenson
It’s a good week to have a good week.
Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down. Haruki Murakami
I’m a Friday person living in a Monnday world.
Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. Ursula Le Guin
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Glen Cook
Monday is great for becoming too busy to die. Roy Station
Monday reminder: do what you said you’ll do last week. Anonymous
Yeah, I’m about ready for the weekend.
Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies an opportunity for something special to happen.
Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it. Day
Good Morning! Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.
For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings. Allen Smith
I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.
I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. Lewis Black
There are no miracles on Mondays. Amy Neftzger
What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me. Gemma Collins
There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’ Chuck Schumer
Coffee is a cup of hope in a world full of chaos and Mondays.
Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird. Kurt Cobain
This should be the spirit every Monday. Know that something good will always happen. Gabriel García Márquez
It’s Monday, be awesome today! Anonymous
It can be helpful to take a step back and reflect on positive Sunday quotes.
Inspirational Funny Monday Quotes
May your clothes be comfy, your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.
If Monday mornings had a face, I’d punch it.
Monday I shall slay thee with a mighty cup of coffee. Anonymous
What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday; that is, enthusiasm. Byron Pulsifer
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. A. A. Milne
You don’t need a New Year to make a change. All you need is a Monday. Anonymous
Mondays: one of those days where even your coffee needs a coffee
It’s been a long week. Me at pm on Monday
The best weeks start on Monday. Nice Peter
This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Anonymous
It’s Monday. Get a new perspective. Whatever obstacle you’re facing—it’s not permanent. Anonymous
I really need a day in between Sunday and Monday. Anonymous
Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore. Rachel Caine
Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays. Rebecca Gober
Warning! Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake does not prevent Monday. There is no cure.
Monday can be seen as a great day: you are past Sunday! Anonymous
That obnoxious moment when your boss calls you on a Monday morning asking where you’re at.
If you have the right mindset, you can be just as happy on Monday as you are on Friday. Joel Osteen
I don’t think there’s enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.
Monday is the day to unleash the stamina built up after a relaxing weekend. Anonymous
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It’s Not Me – It’s You.
Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change. Irvine Welsh
Be a rebel – enjoy Monday. Find a reason to like it.
So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership. Julio Alexi Genao
Monday is for people with a mission. Those who favor vacations, not weekends. Cristina Imre
Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week.
Monday plan: drink coffee, be awesome, ignore negativity. Anonymous
Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering. Winnie the Pooh
Monday reminders: I can do it. I don’t have to please everyone. I am allowed to take a break. I am stronger than my excuses. When in doubt, coffee. Anonymous
Mondays belong to goal-getters. Anonymous
It’s Monday, time to motivate and make dreams and goals happen. Let’s go! Heather Stillufsen
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
Do what you love and you’ll not have a problem with Monday. Anonymous
There are many opportunities in every single day, and Monday is the perfect day to seize them all. Isabella Koldras
I don’t remember ordering a Monday with my morning coffee.
I’m just a girl standing in front of Monday, asking it to be Friday.
I’ve always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God’s way, perhaps, of reminding us that we are not masters of our fate, no matter how deluded we became during the weekend respite. Jonathan Hull, Losing Julia
Monday: negative thoughts not allowed! Anonymous
It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed, and I’m going to do amazing things this week. Anonymous
You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic. Andrea L’Artiste
Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be. John Phillips
If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays! John Wagner
Monday is an awful way to spend / of your life. Steven Wright
Mindful Monday, humans. May your coffee kick in before reality does. Napz Cherub Pellazo
Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed. Gehenna Toss
Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen. Michael Ely